I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was website singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just happened. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?